The "I Can't Find 'em" List
The following lists I cannot find, and would not mind if people
sent them to me either to maintain, or to keep on this server.
These lists used to be mainted by the people listed, and posted
similarly. If any still are, I would appreciate an email message.
- As Funny As doug.hewko@synapse.org
monthly
- Acronyms mei141@uk.ac.cov.cck
irregular
- Animal Humor hjiwa@nor.chevron.com
monthly
- Answering Machine ajs@fc.hp.com
monthly
- Ascii Pics (except COWS) Steven.Sullivan@Office.Wang.Com
irregular
- Blond/Sorority teb4@Lehigh.edu
irregular
- Business Jokes messalle@oasys.dt.navy.mil
monthly
- Business And Sales hjiwa@nor.chevron.com
monthly
- Clinton Jokes nathan@cco.caltech.edu
monthly
- Confuciusisms robertsa@unix2.tcd.ie
irregular
- Cow Guide someone out there
irregular
- Education Related hjiwa@nor.chevron.com
monthly
- Elephant Jokes harold@atm.dal.ca
irregular
- Engineer tima@msgate.hls.com
bi-monthly
- Error Messages koos@kzdoos.hacktic.nl
monthly
- Famous Last Words rossi@cs.tu-berlin.de
irregular
- Famous Mother Quotes russn@ssec.wisc.edu
monthly
- Food And Waiter hjiwa@nor.chevron.com
monthly
- Forgotten Assembly Language dws@ssec.wisc.edu
irregular
- Fulldeckisms ajs@fc.hp.com
monthly
- Hacking Too Long koos@kzdoos.hacktic.nl
monthly
- Helen Keller Jokes Michael.Horne@comp.vuw.ac.nz
monthly
- Holiday Humor hjiwa@nor.chevron.com
monthly
- Impossible Objects mei141@uk.ac.cov.cck
irregular
- Jokes in Spanish sa65@umail.umd.edu
irregular
- Laws (Murphy's, etc.) dag@col.hp.com
quarterly
- Language Expressions hjiwa@nor.chevron.com
monthly
- Lawyer Humor hjiwa@nor.chevron.com
monthly
- Light Bulb (aka LBJ) v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu
monthly
- BRIAN6@VAXC.MDX.AC.UK
monthly
- http://www.crc.ricoh.com/~marcush/lightbulb.html
- Limericks rgg7m@kelvin.seas.virginia.edu
irregular
- Make Like A **** and **** doug.hewko@synapse.org
monthly
- Manpages dws@ssec.wisc.edu
irregular
- Math Jokes MLC@IBERIA.CCA.ROCKWELL.COM
monthly
- Wedding/Marriage Humor hjiwa@nor.chevron.com
monthly
- Married With Children Quotes rlpst@cislabs.pitt.edu
irregular
- Medical Humor hjiwa@nor.chevron.com
monthly
- Men-vs-Women Humor hjiwa@nor.chevron.com
monthly
- Music Humor hjiwa@nor.chevron.com
monthly
- Normisms (AKA Cheers Quotes) STC105@psuvm.psu.edu
monthly
- Off Like doug.hewko@synapse.org
monthly
- OJ Simpson v120qldp@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
monthly
- One Liners ajs@fc.hp.com
monthly
- Opcodes dws@ssec.wisc.edu
irregular
- Oxymorons daniel_macks@brown.edu
monthly
- Polish Jokes xlindner@minerva.cis.yale.edu
irregular
- Polish Jokes markl@zoo.cs.yale.edu
monthly
- Punny Book Titles harold@atm.dal.ca
irregular
- Purity Tests See alt.sex FAQ section c2-2
and c2-3
- Quad-Amputee (No Arms No Legs) CoHort@connected.com
irregular
- Real Programmer tima@msgate.hls.com
bi-monthly
- Religious datkinso@nyx.cs.du.edu
- Sex Humor hjiwa@nor.chevron.com
monthly
- Shit Happens smr@athena.mit.edu
irregular
- Smileys dws@ssec.wisc.edu
irregular
- Star Trek aphelps@vicstoy.oau.org
bi-weekly
- Steven Wright ajs@fc.hp.com
monthly
- http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/htbin/werdna/fortune?wright
- http://www.cs.odu.edu/~cashman/humor/steven.html
- Tom Swifty Collection misrael@csi.UOttawa.CA
irregular
- UNIX Commands veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca
irregular
- UNIX Error Messages jimbo@statsci.com
monthly
- Xmas Jokes ron.kulick@execnet.com
irregular
- Why * Is Better Than Men dag@col.hp.com
quarterly
- Why * Is Better Than Women dag@col.hp.com
quarterly
And these ones I have not seen for quite a few years:
- Business - I have some for the maintainer
- Dave Barry - I have some for the maintainer
- Frayed Knot
- Helen Keller - I have some for the maintainer
- I Love To...
- Pickup Lines dcarter@csugrad.sc.vt.edu
irregular
- Pickup Lines JAIN@UCSVAX.UCS.UMASS.EDU
irregular
- Practical Jokes
- Prime Number Proof
- Shoot Self in Foot Computer Languages
- Tests (except PURITY)
- To Do
- Traffic Rules
- Wedding Jokes